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MULLMURMURSMULLMURMURSMULLMURMURS – Chapter 1

– published on the island, during the event by Jaggy Bunnet

Well hullawreer chinas, and howzitgaun, or should I say, Bonjour, comment allez-vous aujourd hui, il pleut n'est ce pas? Wait a minute, that's wrong, Britain is in Europe, but the island of Mull ain't!!!

Welcome to the 26th Philips Tour of Mull Rally, here on the golden isle, that jewel of the Atlantic, the last staging post (apart from the outer isles!) before the Statue of Liberty looms over the horizon (Shooot, where does he get this rubbish – Ed?)